Sometimes blogs just write themselves, ya know?
I’m sitting here (it’s Sunday, by the way) and wondering what I might blog about tomorrow. Then it hits me – I’ll blog about Satan.
More specifically, Beezlebob Hellpants.
Or Spongebob Devilpants.
Or Spongebeast Squarehell.
Or Satanbob Fatherofliespants. (That’s Father of Lies NOT Father ‘o Flies)
I could go on, probably forever, but you get the gist.
Where did all of this come from, you ask? Ok, you didn’t ask but I’m going to tell you anyway.
People, I know crazy when I see it and THIS is crazy.
IT’S A CARTOON and a rather silly one at that, he’s a just a sponge. A goofy little sponge who hangs out in a pineapple and makes Crabby Patties for a livin’. Don’t be hatin’ on the sponge. Just don’t.
I LOVE SPONGEBOB.
And that’s why this makes me sad. This woman fell on him and killed him.
However, The Great Spongebob Controversy brought back fond memories of Jerry Falwell and his Teletubby Tyranny. Remember that? This guy will refresh your memory.